The husband had just finished his book \"Man of the house.\" and as he storms into the house and walking directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he says,
\"From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house,
and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I\'m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you\'re going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I\'m finished with my bath, guess who\'s going to dress me and comb my hair?
His wife replied, \"The f*$kin funeral director.\"
\"From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house,
and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I\'m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you\'re going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I\'m finished with my bath, guess who\'s going to dress me and comb my hair?
His wife replied, \"The f*$kin funeral director.\"
