Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie - *POOF* - they are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
Sooooo, a Redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, \"I think I\'m the most beautiful woman in the world.\"
*POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, \"I think I\'m the sexiest woman alive.\"
*POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, \"I think....\"
*POOF*
Sooooo, a Redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, \"I think I\'m the most beautiful woman in the world.\"
*POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, \"I think I\'m the sexiest woman alive.\"
*POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, \"I think....\"
*POOF*
