Monica Lewinsky.

[Davey.adair]

In a hotel room, Jim Morrisson is in one corner with the rest of his
band; in another corner are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison
and Ringo Star - all are naked.

Monica Lewinsky walks in, drops to her knees in front of Jim Morrisson
and begins to play the pink oboe. She then starts on his
guitarist, bassist, then his drummer and the keyboard player.

When she\'s finished, she licks her lips and wanders over to John Lennon
and begins to do the same to him.

At that moment, there\'s a huge crash and Michael Caine smashes through a
wall in a Mini-Cooper. He jumps out, grabs her by the scruff of the neck
and shouts \"Oi, you\'re only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!\"

 

[sless]

how dare(no pun intended)you joke about the woman i love like that

very good though
hahaha

 

[Davey.adair]

how dare(no pun intended)you joke about the woman i love like that

Sless, did you know the woman you love is hard of hearing, that\'s what started the Zippergate scandal with Bill Clinton, as he had only told her to \"SACK THE COOK\"

 

[Les]

how dare(no pun intended)you joke about the woman i love like that

you cheating on camilla now sless???????

 

[sless]

now hey we can all dream about beautiful women
just happens that they are beautiful

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[alan]

lol Davey

 

[sless]

there both rude aswell
hahaha

 

[Les]

there both rude aswell
hahaha

saw an interview with sheena easton (remember her??)

she was slagging off monica for being messy, sheena reckons she wouldn\'t have spilt a drop,

(good scottish lass that she is).........lol

 

[sless]

if she has of swallowed it
clinton would still be in a job
hahaha