Warwick_Hunt
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Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman:"Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us."
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides
to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"
Bloke from Barnsley with a sore bottom asks chemist,
"Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, magnum or cornetto?"
Yorkshireman:"Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us."
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides
to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"
Bloke from Barnsley with a sore bottom asks chemist,
"Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, magnum or cornetto?"