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At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne,a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that
after their Wedding she and Morris should have separate
bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may
overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself
for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the
knock comes, the door opens and there is Morris, her 85
year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, Morris takes leave of his bride, and she
prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her
bedroom door, and it's Morris. Again he is ready for more
"action". Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more
coupling. When the newly weds are done, Morris kisses his
bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it -
Morris Is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh
as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once more
they enjoy each other.
But as Morris gets set to leave again, his young bride
says to him, "I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you
can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less
than a third of your age who were only good once. You are
truly a great lover, Morris."
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:
"You mean I Was here already ? "
The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old,
Alzheimer's has Its advantages.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that
after their Wedding she and Morris should have separate
bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may
overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself
for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the
knock comes, the door opens and there is Morris, her 85
year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, Morris takes leave of his bride, and she
prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her
bedroom door, and it's Morris. Again he is ready for more
"action". Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more
coupling. When the newly weds are done, Morris kisses his
bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it -
Morris Is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh
as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once more
they enjoy each other.
But as Morris gets set to leave again, his young bride
says to him, "I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you
can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less
than a third of your age who were only good once. You are
truly a great lover, Morris."
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:
"You mean I Was here already ? "
The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old,
Alzheimer's has Its advantages.
