The Queen was visiting one of London\'s top hospitals and she specified
she wanted to see absolutely everything. During her tour of the floors
she passed a room where a male patient was w*nking. \"Oh my!\", said the
Queen,\"That\'s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?\" The Doctor
leading the tour explains; \"I am sorry your Majesty, but this man has
a very serious
medical condition and is only following doctors orders. His body
produces
too much semen and his testicles keep overfilling. Until we can find
out
exactly what is causing this problem he\'s been instructed to do that
at
least 5 times a day or there is a danger that his testicles will
explode,
and he would die instantly. \"Oh, I am sorry\", said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
patient a bl*w-job \"Oh my goodness!\", said the Queen, \"What on earth
is happening in there?\"
The Doctor replied, \"Same problem, but he\'s with Bupa\".
she wanted to see absolutely everything. During her tour of the floors
she passed a room where a male patient was w*nking. \"Oh my!\", said the
Queen,\"That\'s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?\" The Doctor
leading the tour explains; \"I am sorry your Majesty, but this man has
a very serious
medical condition and is only following doctors orders. His body
produces
too much semen and his testicles keep overfilling. Until we can find
out
exactly what is causing this problem he\'s been instructed to do that
at
least 5 times a day or there is a danger that his testicles will
explode,
and he would die instantly. \"Oh, I am sorry\", said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
patient a bl*w-job \"Oh my goodness!\", said the Queen, \"What on earth
is happening in there?\"
The Doctor replied, \"Same problem, but he\'s with Bupa\".
