Jim - you should get a slighty taller one every few days, it's your right under the Geneva thingymebob. And after a few weeks your neck would be as long as those lasses on the documentaries who put gold rings round the gregory just to get their photos into National Geographic. You could become famous as the longest necked man in Consett. The down side is your head will eventually kind of fall off.
hey Jim hope you're doing ok mate, me mams facing possible back surgery I'll pm you