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Had a think today about what I would REALLY like to do with the rest of my natch. whilst sucking the juices out of a couple of pounds of crab claws. (I must add I collected them myself ..........................from the fish gadgy in the In-Shops) Crab Emporium, buying selling and creating beautiful dishes with the finest IMHO shellfish easily available to us. Problem being how do you name a business that is concerned primarily with the CRAB without resorting to cheap and crass wordplay. Hairdressers, Barbers and Tanning salons have no shame, we\'ve seen em all ..........\"Rough Cutz\" etc. Anyone seen the dog grooming place in Shiney Row \"Doggy Styles\" Outrageous, why not call your local offy \"Pissed and Poor\" I have sunk however and must ask you all to look out for \"Just Crabs ......even the staff walk sideways\" A new type of business offering all things crablike and a haircut for the dog / wife whatever!
 
\"we\'ve got crabs\" might send out the wrong message give me a while and I\'ll come up with the perfect marketing strategy
 
To sober at the moment to give a thoughtful or even meaningful reply to this thread but look forward to reading the replies with interest.

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\"we\'ve got crabs\"
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Sparky mate, done all of those combinations, however I am confident things could take off. If they do I might end up as a Crab Magnate. I can see my obiturary . \"Ian Elliott, all round good egg and Crab Magnet died yesterday, could all lady guests remaining standing on the chairs cause my mate reckons they can\'t jump that high ................blah blah crab joke
 
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