Matron is having a wander around the old folks home when she bumps into old mary standing staring out of one of the windows. \"Whats the matter Mary, you seem a bit down in the dumps lately\". \"Oh its me telly matron, its gone off and I cannot afford to get it mended on my pension. I love Coronation Street and have missed the last three weeks episodes\". \"Never mind\" says the matron, \"Old Charlie on the ground floor has just bought one of those new plasma tellys and if you ask him nicely, Im sure he will let you watch Coronation Street\". So Mary goes to see Charlie and asks him if it would be o.k. to pop in and watch his telly when Coronation Street is on. Charlie agrees but he tells Mary that there is one condition attached and the condition is that Mary sits and watches the telly whilst holding Charlies todger!. \"You dont have to do anything else Mary, just sit and hold it for me\" says Charlie. Mary reluctantly agrees and each time she watches the telly, she sits holding Charlies todger. After two or three weeks have gone by, she gets up to go back to her room after watching the telly and says to Charlie \"its very kind of you Charlie to let me watch your telly, Ill see on on Friday night for the next episode then\". \"Im afraid thats not possible Mary\" replies Charlie, \"Old Meggie is coming to watch the telly on Fiday night pet\". \"OLD MEGGIE !\" says Mary, \"Whats SHE got that I HAVENT\". \"PARKINSONS DISEASE !\" replies Charlie.
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