Old People

Tadpoleman

Well-known member
He ordered one hamburger, one order of french fries
and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain
hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one
half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted
out the french fries, dividing them into two piles and
neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a
sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the
cup down between them. As he began to eat his few
bites of hamburger, the people around them kept
looking over and whispering. You could tell they were
thinking, \"That poor old couple - all they can; afford
is one meal for the two of them.\"
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to
the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for
the old couple. The old man said they were just fine -
They were used to sharing everything.The surrounding people noticed the little old lady
hadn\'t eaten a bite. She sat there watching her
husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the
drink. Again the young man came over and begged them
to let him buy another meal for them. This time the
old woman said, \"No, thank you, we are used to sharing
everything.\"
As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly
with the napkin, the young man again came over to the
little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of
food and asked, \"What is it you are waiting for?\"
She answered....
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\"THE TEETH\"

:D bert
 
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