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While she was \"flying\" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
limit), a woman passed over
a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, \"What\'s your hurry?\"
To which she replied, \"I\'m late for work.\" \"Oh yeah,\" said the cop,
\"what do you do?\"
\"I\'m a rectum stretcher,\" she responded.
The cop stammered, \"A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
rectum stretcher
do?\" \"Well,\" she said, \"I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then
three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side
until I can get both hands
in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it\'s about 6 feet
wide.\"
\"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?\" he asked.
\"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...\"
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop\'s Face.... PRICELESS
limit), a woman passed over
a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, \"What\'s your hurry?\"
To which she replied, \"I\'m late for work.\" \"Oh yeah,\" said the cop,
\"what do you do?\"
\"I\'m a rectum stretcher,\" she responded.
The cop stammered, \"A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
rectum stretcher
do?\" \"Well,\" she said, \"I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then
three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side
until I can get both hands
in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it\'s about 6 feet
wide.\"
\"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?\" he asked.
\"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...\"
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop\'s Face.... PRICELESS
