Physician

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The Physician and the Dragon Slayer

Once upon a time, and far far away lived a Beautiful Queen with
voluptuous breasts. Nick. The Dragon Slayer, knew that the penalty
for his desire would be death, should he try to touch them. One day, Nick
revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, the Physician,
who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio, the Physician, exclaimed that
he could arrange for Nick, the Dragon Slayer, to satisfy his desire, but
it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick,
the Dragon Slayer, Readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio, the Physician, made a batch of itching powder
and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
summoned To the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio, The
Physician, informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch. And, that tests
had shown that only the saliva of Nick, t he Dragon Slayer, would work
as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer. Horatio, the
Physician, then slipped Nick, the Dragon Slayer, The antidote for the
itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next
four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
Nick, The Dragon Slayer, left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick, the Dragon Slayer, Found Horatio,
the Physician, demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
obsession now satisfied, Nick, the Dragon Slayer, Couldn't have cared
less and, knowing that Horatio, the Physician, could never report this
matter to the King, with a laugh, just told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio, the Physician, slipped a massive dose of the
same itching powder into the King's underwear.

The King immediately summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer.

The moral of the story - - - - - - - - - - - - Pay your bills
 
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