A horse and a chicken were one day playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a bog and is sinking fast.He calls to the chicken to run to the farmer to get help and to pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm, but the farmer cant be found anywhere.so he drives the farmers Mercedes back to the meadow, ties a rope round the bumper and throws the other end of the rope to his friend the horse. He then drives the Mercedes forward pulling his friend the horse from the bog.
A few days later, the horse and the chicken were again playing in the same meadow,when the chicken fell into the bog and started sinking.The chicken shouted to the horse to go get some help from the farmer. The horse said\"I think I can stand over the hole\" so he stretched over the width of the hole and said \"Grab my willy and pull yourself up\".This the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:-
If you are hung like a horse.You dont need a Mercedes to pull chicks.....
A few days later, the horse and the chicken were again playing in the same meadow,when the chicken fell into the bog and started sinking.The chicken shouted to the horse to go get some help from the farmer. The horse said\"I think I can stand over the hole\" so he stretched over the width of the hole and said \"Grab my willy and pull yourself up\".This the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:-
If you are hung like a horse.You dont need a Mercedes to pull chicks.....
