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Penn525
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....Irishman walking down the street finds a sandwich lying in the road, with loads of wires coming out of it....thinking it could be booby trapped, and possibly a bomb, he decides to phone the police...He tells the plod on the phone about his find and the copper asks..."is it ticking?" The Irishman bends down for a closer look and replies "no mate, I think it's beef and mustard....!"
