Sean & Lulu

Marc

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Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that
despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a
night.

Lulu, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Lulu said,
\"Sean, if Ah\'m no bein too forward, Ah\'d love tae hae sex wi an aulder
man. Let\'s go back tae mah place.\" So they go back to her place and have
great sex.

Afterwards, Sean says,\"If you think that was good, let me shleep for
half an hour, and we can have even better shex. But while I\'m shleeping,
hold my baws in your left hand and my wullie in your right hand.\"

Lulu looks a bit perplexed, but says, \"kay.\" He sleeps for half an
hour,awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Sean says, \"Lulu, that
was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the
besht shex yet. But again, hold my baws in your left hand, and my wullie
in your right hand.\" Lulu is now used to the routine and complies. The
results are mind blowing.

Once it\'s all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Lulu asks \"Sean, tell
me, dis mah haudin yer baws in mah left hand and yer wullie in mah right
stimulate ye while ye\'re sleepin?\" Sean replies, \"No, but the lasht time
I shlept with a Glashwegian, she shtole my wallet.\"
 
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