A young woman, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night by
casting herself into the cold, dark waters of Portsmouth Harbour.
As she stood on the edge of the dock, pondering her fate, a young sailor
noticed her as he strolled by.
\"You\'re not thinking of jumping, are you?\" he jokingly asked.
\"Yes, yes I am.\" replied the sobbing girl.
Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the
edge.
\"Look, nothing\'s worth that. I tell you what; I\'m sailing off for
Australia tomorrow. Why don\'t you stow away on board and start a new
life over there. I\'ll set you up in one of the lifeboats on the deck,
bring you food and water every night, and I\'ll look after you if you
\'look after\' me.\"
The girl, having no better prospects agreed, and the sailor snuck her on
board that night. For the next 3 weeks the sailor would come to her
lifeboat every night, bringing food and water and making love to her
until dawn.
Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine
inspection of the ship and its lifeboats. He peeled back the cover to
find the startled young woman and demanded an explanation.
The young woman came clean; \"I\'ve stowed away to get to Australia. One
of the sailors is helping me out, he set me up in here and brings me
food and water every night, and, and.......he\'s screwing me\".
The puzzled captain stared at her for a moment before a small grin
cracked his face and he replied;
\"He sure is darlin\', this is the Isle of Wight Ferry.\"
casting herself into the cold, dark waters of Portsmouth Harbour.
As she stood on the edge of the dock, pondering her fate, a young sailor
noticed her as he strolled by.
\"You\'re not thinking of jumping, are you?\" he jokingly asked.
\"Yes, yes I am.\" replied the sobbing girl.
Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the
edge.
\"Look, nothing\'s worth that. I tell you what; I\'m sailing off for
Australia tomorrow. Why don\'t you stow away on board and start a new
life over there. I\'ll set you up in one of the lifeboats on the deck,
bring you food and water every night, and I\'ll look after you if you
\'look after\' me.\"
The girl, having no better prospects agreed, and the sailor snuck her on
board that night. For the next 3 weeks the sailor would come to her
lifeboat every night, bringing food and water and making love to her
until dawn.
Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine
inspection of the ship and its lifeboats. He peeled back the cover to
find the startled young woman and demanded an explanation.
The young woman came clean; \"I\'ve stowed away to get to Australia. One
of the sailors is helping me out, he set me up in here and brings me
food and water every night, and, and.......he\'s screwing me\".
The puzzled captain stared at her for a moment before a small grin
cracked his face and he replied;
\"He sure is darlin\', this is the Isle of Wight Ferry.\"
