Author: Subject: Poor report
jonny_mc
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posted on 30/1/2005 at 13:26
decided to give near coble landing a shot AKA market dock.
me, me dad and mark fished.
lines out 10:00
finished at 12:15
only had 2 whiting and 1 codling between us.
wind very strong and the pull.
poor session but there's always next time.
all fish returned alive...
all taken on ragworm.
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jonny mc
jonny_mc
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posted on 30/1/2005 at 14:05
highlight of the day was getting some pepper to put in my soup flask full of tomatoe soup.......and opening the wrong end of the pepper and ended up pouring half the pepper tub in.
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"Some Times You Win, Some Time The Fish Wins, Thats Why It's Called Fishing, Not Catching"!
Tight Lines,
jonny mc
dazzer
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posted on 30/1/2005 at 14:22
lmfao
That'll have warmed it up a bit
kensr27sz
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posted on 31/1/2005 at 20:47
hard luck m8 at least you had a go .
Stores
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posted on 31/1/2005 at 21:09
highlight of the day was getting some pepper to put in my soup flask full of tomatoe soup.......and opening the wrong end of the pepper and ended up pouring half the pepper tub in.
Would this be "getting the pepper out of my picnic basket which is neatly located next to the paper doyley just in case I spill my soup onto my waders where the colours would clash"
What is wrong with the youth of today. Jonny you are the next generation of hairy ar**d north east rock anglers. Try this for starters (perfectly true)
Father - "I've forgot the light but the lights on the bank top are enough to see by"
Son - "Dad I've just been in the basket and I've run the gutting knife along the outside of my little finger. There appears to be blood everywhere"
Father - "Follow me son"
Scene moves to large pool.
Father - "Put your finger in there and come back when it stops making a mess in the basket"
Son - "OK Dad"
Fishing session ends 3 hous later. Son, fed up, has been fishing again for 2 hours 55 minutes, bleeding profusely.
At home father indicates to son that he ought to sleep in the chair with MASSIVE dressing on finger so
a) bed not messed up
b) mother does not shout at father
Incident never talked about again. Father keeps taking son fishing. Son never grasses up Dad.
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willywetegg
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posted on 31/1/2005 at 21:40
LMAO at that post David that is excellent mate.
Jim.
gogs
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posted on 31/1/2005 at 22:33
Lol David,cant wait for a copy of your book no doubt it will be full of little anecdotes like that
gag1
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posted on 1/2/2005 at 11:01
Lmfao David. Spot on mate !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cheers.
george.
jonny_mc
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posted on 30/1/2005 at 13:26
decided to give near coble landing a shot AKA market dock.
me, me dad and mark fished.
lines out 10:00
finished at 12:15
only had 2 whiting and 1 codling between us.
wind very strong and the pull.
poor session but there's always next time.
all fish returned alive...
all taken on ragworm.
____________________
"Some Times You Win, Some Time The Fish Wins, Thats Why It's Called Fishing, Not Catching"!
Tight Lines,
jonny mc
jonny_mc
Old Timer
Posts: 1866
Registered: 7/10/2004
Status: Offline
posted on 30/1/2005 at 14:05
highlight of the day was getting some pepper to put in my soup flask full of tomatoe soup.......and opening the wrong end of the pepper and ended up pouring half the pepper tub in.
____________________
"Some Times You Win, Some Time The Fish Wins, Thats Why It's Called Fishing, Not Catching"!
Tight Lines,
jonny mc
dazzer
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Posts: 56
Registered: 21/11/2004
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posted on 30/1/2005 at 14:22
lmfao
That'll have warmed it up a bit
kensr27sz
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Posts: 535
Registered: 28/9/2003
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posted on 31/1/2005 at 20:47
hard luck m8 at least you had a go .
Stores
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Posts: 890
Registered: 2/9/2003
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posted on 31/1/2005 at 21:09
highlight of the day was getting some pepper to put in my soup flask full of tomatoe soup.......and opening the wrong end of the pepper and ended up pouring half the pepper tub in.
Would this be "getting the pepper out of my picnic basket which is neatly located next to the paper doyley just in case I spill my soup onto my waders where the colours would clash"
What is wrong with the youth of today. Jonny you are the next generation of hairy ar**d north east rock anglers. Try this for starters (perfectly true)
Father - "I've forgot the light but the lights on the bank top are enough to see by"
Son - "Dad I've just been in the basket and I've run the gutting knife along the outside of my little finger. There appears to be blood everywhere"
Father - "Follow me son"
Scene moves to large pool.
Father - "Put your finger in there and come back when it stops making a mess in the basket"
Son - "OK Dad"
Fishing session ends 3 hous later. Son, fed up, has been fishing again for 2 hours 55 minutes, bleeding profusely.
At home father indicates to son that he ought to sleep in the chair with MASSIVE dressing on finger so
a) bed not messed up
b) mother does not shout at father
Incident never talked about again. Father keeps taking son fishing. Son never grasses up Dad.
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willywetegg
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posted on 31/1/2005 at 21:40
LMAO at that post David that is excellent mate.
Jim.
gogs
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Registered: 13/9/2003
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posted on 31/1/2005 at 22:33
Lol David,cant wait for a copy of your book no doubt it will be full of little anecdotes like that
gag1
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Posts: 439
Registered: 2/4/2004
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posted on 1/2/2005 at 11:01
Lmfao David. Spot on mate !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cheers.
george.