swine flu cure hits the market

[mark]

 

[flatheed]

I rang the swine flu helpline but all I got was crackling!!!

 

[Topfly]

They reckon it only lasts 2 wheeeeeks.

 

[5150]

 

[jason]

apparently you get it from close contact to infected pigs - jack tweedy is so relieved.

 

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

On a more sensible note ...no hang on more unbelievable note ,we had a briefing last night at work ........

If we have flu like symptoms then we have to " RING " the medical centre and under no circumstances just turn up there !!!!!!



EHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KeithB]

Think I've got it....I woke up covered in rashers, been to the docs for some Oinkment.

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

On a more sensible note ...no hang on more unbelievable note ,we had a briefing last night at work ........

If we have flu like symptoms then we have to " RING " the medical centre and under no circumstances just turn up there !!!!!!



EHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!

Have I missed summat Steve - is that not to do with coughing, farting and sneezing over everyone else in the waiting room?

 

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

No mate ,thay are on " high alert " so they reckon ,mind you there is a confirmed case in Newcastle at the minute .

 

[5150]

Camera crew are outside Proctor & Gamble here on Cobalt Business Park - apparantly the woman works there.

 

[Mike.Haley]

My wife has just phoned me to say the car has ran out of petrol and she is afraid to fill it up because of swine flu.
I told the daft bat " swine flu is in Mexico not Texaco"

 

[5150]

BBC NEWS | Europe | EU quarantines London in swine flu panic

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

BBC NEWS | Europe | EU quarantines London in swine flu panic

All that effort for an absolutely crap joke - a crime against humour

 

[Mike.Haley]

BBC NEWS | Europe | EU quarantines London in swine flu panic

There have been a number of people in London affected by this strain of flu.
They are commonly known as " The government" or MP's

 

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