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Is this a freudian cry for help??

you want someone to tell you what to perhaps?

having spent the last 19 hours solid having to arse about with microsoft operating systems and software, and having spoken to a few supposed microsoft IT professionals I'm now utterly convinced none of them actually know what they are doing.
 
There's got to be the odd one or two, Brian from The Council is quite good (Yes he is called Brian in real life as well, some people are so don't start with any Brian nonesense)
 
I use a PowerPoint presentation to get out of bed! Title - "Get out of bed" Bullet points


  • Check you are in bed
  • If in bed is it night
  • Are you on night shift
  • of course not
  • set alarm
  • listen to it and use the snooze (poetry in motion)
  • get up
  • set off for work
  • go home
  • take pyjamas off and put work clothes on
  • set off again
 
Its my undying belief that all of them know 'a bit' about what they are doing, but have a pathological incapability of actually admitting they don't really understand properly a lot of what they are doing
 
they also have a pathological hatred of telling people what they've 'done'

this I put down to them

a: not actually knowing what they've done
b: not wanting to let on to 'lesser mortals' that they don't really know what they've done

c: paranoia that they will get found out that they don't really know what they are doing

d: even greater paranoia that one day they may have to deal with someone who actually
does understand whats going on, and that that person will suddenly realise points a, b and c.

This makes them very afraid and reminds them of the fact they wet the bed till they were 17 and couldn't get a proper job
 
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