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THE 7 STAGES OF SEX
1st Stage - Smurf Sex
This is when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
2nd Stage - Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
3rd Stage - Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
4th Stage - Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
5th Stage - Courtroom Sex
This is when you cannot stand your wife/hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and ****S you in front of everyone.
6th Stage - Religious Sex
This is when you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
7th Stage - Social Security Sex
This is when you get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
1st Stage - Smurf Sex
This is when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
2nd Stage - Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
3rd Stage - Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
4th Stage - Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
5th Stage - Courtroom Sex
This is when you cannot stand your wife/hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and ****S you in front of everyone.
6th Stage - Religious Sex
This is when you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
7th Stage - Social Security Sex
This is when you get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
