A small child finds a welding mask in the garage. He puts it on and walks down the road doing a Darth Vader impression.
A car pulls up alongside him. \'Here, kid.\' the driver says, \'Do you fancy earning a few quid? Get in.\'
\'Er...OK,\' the boy replies. He gets in the car.
After a short journey, the driver says, \'Here, kid. Do you know what a paedophile is?\'
The boy shakes his head, \'No, sir, I don\'t.\' The man drives on.
A little while later, the driver says, \'Here, kid. Do you know what masturbation is?\'
The boy, again, shakes his head, \'No, sir, I don\'t.\' The man drives on.
After five or so minutes, the driver asks, \'Here, kid. Do you know what a blow job is?\'
\'No, sir,\' the boy replies. \'You see, I\'m not a qualified welder...\'
A car pulls up alongside him. \'Here, kid.\' the driver says, \'Do you fancy earning a few quid? Get in.\'
\'Er...OK,\' the boy replies. He gets in the car.
After a short journey, the driver says, \'Here, kid. Do you know what a paedophile is?\'
The boy shakes his head, \'No, sir, I don\'t.\' The man drives on.
A little while later, the driver says, \'Here, kid. Do you know what masturbation is?\'
The boy, again, shakes his head, \'No, sir, I don\'t.\' The man drives on.
After five or so minutes, the driver asks, \'Here, kid. Do you know what a blow job is?\'
\'No, sir,\' the boy replies. \'You see, I\'m not a qualified welder...\'
