tramps shouldnt mess with sless

[sless]

i was working in gateshead today
there was a shop that was shut down and some tramps had
broke in to the shutters and were sleeping in there
my mate got there 1st and phoned to say he needed a hand
so when i got there
we bolted the shutters down as best possible
and these tramps came past and said that wont keep us out
i said
i dont care
they said we will be sleeping in there tonight
as our blankets are in there

i would love to see their faces when they go to bed
i unrolled one of there blankets and had a dump in one of them and rolled it back up

 

[daren]

thats **** sless they would have done that themselves you just SPOILED the highlight of their night

 

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Tut tut Sless

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

Sless man - harshness. Good men like ourselves can find ourselves gentlemen of the road at the flick of a finger. Business goes tit's up, kid needs bailing out, cops allow all your gear to get nicked, CSA grabs your arse, drink and drugs, post traumatic stress, general mentalheadness.

I would advise a gentler approach - wait till the lads wake up and fart in their faces - say "Your face willl be farted on until you move, if that doesn't do the trick then the lads will squeeze a bit harder" if that fails then bring out the big guns - the Swedish **** Roll Option does work, every time our lass starts hogging the bed a bit to much I lay a special egg on the green line.



I will remove this post tomorrow at about 12:00pm

 

[sless]

let it ride ell
no deletes here man

 

[codseeker]

yes the bloke will know what sh!ting the bed is,the question is was it him,he will never know,lol

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

let it ride ell
no deletes here man

gOOD MAN I never delete thing

I ****ed in someone's coffee pot once and he wasn't a tramp - Sandhurst eductated - his special forces skills telt him his water smelt of pot noodles and asparagus but he never found out, strained it through a sock and drank it anyway.

 

[BriH]

Sless man - harshness. Good men like ourselves can find ourselves gentlemen of the road at the flick of a finger. Business goes tit's up, kid needs bailing out, cops allow all your gear to get nicked, CSA grabs your arse, drink and drugs, post traumatic stress, general mentalheadness.

I would advise a gentler approach - wait till the lads wake up and fart in their faces - say "Your face willl be farted on until you move, if that doesn't do the trick then the lads will squeeze a bit harder" if that fails then bring out the big guns - the Swedish **** Roll Option does work, every time our lass starts hogging the bed a bit to much I lay a special egg on the green line.



I will remove this post tomorrow at about 12:00pm

dont see why ,nowt wrong with it - lmco

 

[zippie]

mmmm could he not have waited and been a WLTG bri instead?

 

[BriH]

Ha HA - Zippie - i did think that myself , oh and by the way they are all out their jackets and frozen ,first time i have been sorted before the end of May

 

[zippie]

well done bri,couple of them got my name on ??? ha ha ha ,dont swear bairns come on here lol