> > : This one is PRICELESS! And should make you laugh! >>>> >
> > : >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : MASTERCARD wedding ..(You gotta love this guy)
> >>>> > > : This is a true story about a recent wedding that
> >>>> > > : took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper
> >>>>and
> >>>> > > : even Jay Leno mentioned it on his Tonight Show.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : After the wedding at the reception the groom got
> >>>> > > : up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
> >>>> > > : He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,
> >>>> > > : many from long distances, to support them at their
> >>>> > > : wedding.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : He especially wanted to thank the bride's family
> >>>> > > : and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
> >>>> > > : for providing such a lavish reception.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : As a token of his deep appreciation he said he
> >>>> > > : wanted to give everyone a special gift just from
> >>>> > > : him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
> >>>> > > : including the wedding party, was a manila
> >>>> > > : envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone,
> >>>> > > : and asked them to open their envelope.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
> >>>> > > : of his bride having sex with the best man. The
> >>>> > > : groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
> >>>> > > : and had hired a private detective to tail them.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : After just standing there, just watching the guests'
> >>>> > > : reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
> >>>> > > : best man and said, "F--- you!"
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
> >>>> > > : Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
> >>>> > > : said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
> >>>> > > : annulled first thing the next morning. While most
> >>>> > > : people would have canceled the wedding
> >>>> > > : immediately after finding out about the affair,
> >>>> > > : this guy goes through with the charade, as if
> >>>> > > : nothing were wrong.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay
> >>>> > > : over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and
> >>>> > > : reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
> >>>> > > : and best man's reputations in front of 300
> >>>> > > : friends and family members. This guy has balls
> >>>> > > : the size of church bells.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : Do you think we might get a MasterCard
> >>>> > > : "priceless" commercial out of this?
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : Elegant wedding reception for 300 family
> >>>> > > : members and friends............$32,000.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : Wedding photographs commemorating the
> >>>> > > : occasion...............................$ 3,000.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations
> >>>> > > : in Maui..................................$ 8,500.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : The look on everyone's face when they see
> >>>> > > : the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best
> >>>> > > : man....................................Priceless.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : There are some things money can't buy,
> >>>> > > : for everything else there's ....MASTERCARD
> > : >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : MASTERCARD wedding ..(You gotta love this guy)
> >>>> > > : This is a true story about a recent wedding that
> >>>> > > : took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper
> >>>>and
> >>>> > > : even Jay Leno mentioned it on his Tonight Show.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : After the wedding at the reception the groom got
> >>>> > > : up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
> >>>> > > : He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,
> >>>> > > : many from long distances, to support them at their
> >>>> > > : wedding.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : He especially wanted to thank the bride's family
> >>>> > > : and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
> >>>> > > : for providing such a lavish reception.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : As a token of his deep appreciation he said he
> >>>> > > : wanted to give everyone a special gift just from
> >>>> > > : him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
> >>>> > > : including the wedding party, was a manila
> >>>> > > : envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone,
> >>>> > > : and asked them to open their envelope.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
> >>>> > > : of his bride having sex with the best man. The
> >>>> > > : groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
> >>>> > > : and had hired a private detective to tail them.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : After just standing there, just watching the guests'
> >>>> > > : reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
> >>>> > > : best man and said, "F--- you!"
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
> >>>> > > : Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
> >>>> > > : said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
> >>>> > > : annulled first thing the next morning. While most
> >>>> > > : people would have canceled the wedding
> >>>> > > : immediately after finding out about the affair,
> >>>> > > : this guy goes through with the charade, as if
> >>>> > > : nothing were wrong.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay
> >>>> > > : over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and
> >>>> > > : reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
> >>>> > > : and best man's reputations in front of 300
> >>>> > > : friends and family members. This guy has balls
> >>>> > > : the size of church bells.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : Do you think we might get a MasterCard
> >>>> > > : "priceless" commercial out of this?
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : Elegant wedding reception for 300 family
> >>>> > > : members and friends............$32,000.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : Wedding photographs commemorating the
> >>>> > > : occasion...............................$ 3,000.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations
> >>>> > > : in Maui..................................$ 8,500.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : The look on everyone's face when they see
> >>>> > > : the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best
> >>>> > > : man....................................Priceless.
> >>>> > > :
> >>>> > > : There are some things money can't buy,
> >>>> > > : for everything else there's ....MASTERCARD
