what does the other half do as a hobby/pastime

Mine's a researcher for crap TV programmes like Big Brother, Joseph, How fat is your Cat and any other so called reality TV Shows
 
moan,nag,bitch,cry,sleep,smoke,

things she doesnt do
sex,love.cooking,cleaning,AND NOT COMMING INTO FISHING FORUMS LOL

It looks like we're all married to clones.

Mine's a researcher for crap TV programmes like Big Brother, Joseph, How fat is your Cat and any other so called reality TV Shows

Mine's all of the above...

The TV stops being a shared service in our house from about 1930...it's going to be even worse this week as she's not watched TV for 5 whole days!!!! I thought she was weak from dysentry but it turns out she was missing Corrie!
 
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has there not been a tv thought of yet were you can get three channels on all at once in partitions say imagine the other half been able able to watch big brother/corrie/ eastenders all at the same time that would bring a smile to there face,what more would they want
 
YES, you can get 'split screen' viewing where you can have a few channels all on the one telly, but dont tell her unless you want to pay for an up to date telly cos you will find that all her sh**e programmes will be in large and you will end up with a picture the size of a postage stamp.
 
If I want split screen it goes like this....She watches how fat is my Arse on the big TV in the sitting room.....I head up stairs and watch intelligent stuff or look for an excuse to play on the Xbox with my oldest on the portable.

Now how split screen is that?
 
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