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A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger.
>> She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told
>> her they didn\'t have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of
>> the fire.
>>
>> \"Monday\'s the best night, when my husband goes out to play darts,\"
>> she said, so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
>>
>> After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
>> filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised
>> to see that the lass didn\'t have any pubic hair and told her husband when
>> he came home.
>>
>> He didn\'t believe her so she said: \"Next week I\'ll leave a gap in the
>> curtains so that you can see for yourself.\"
>>
>> The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife
>> asked: \"Do you shave?\"
>>
>> \"No,\" said the girl. \"I\'ve just never grown any hairs down there.
>> Do you have hairs?\"
>>
>> \"Oh yes,\" said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff.
>>
>> When the husband got back in she asked:
>>
>> \"Did you see?\"
>>
>> \"Yes,\" he said. \"But why the f**k did you have to show her yours?\"
>>
>> \"Why,\" she said. \"You\'ve seen it all before.\"
>>
>> \"I know,\" he said, \"but the f**king darts team hadn\'t!\"
>>
>> She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told
>> her they didn\'t have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of
>> the fire.
>>
>> \"Monday\'s the best night, when my husband goes out to play darts,\"
>> she said, so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
>>
>> After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
>> filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised
>> to see that the lass didn\'t have any pubic hair and told her husband when
>> he came home.
>>
>> He didn\'t believe her so she said: \"Next week I\'ll leave a gap in the
>> curtains so that you can see for yourself.\"
>>
>> The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife
>> asked: \"Do you shave?\"
>>
>> \"No,\" said the girl. \"I\'ve just never grown any hairs down there.
>> Do you have hairs?\"
>>
>> \"Oh yes,\" said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff.
>>
>> When the husband got back in she asked:
>>
>> \"Did you see?\"
>>
>> \"Yes,\" he said. \"But why the f**k did you have to show her yours?\"
>>
>> \"Why,\" she said. \"You\'ve seen it all before.\"
>>
>> \"I know,\" he said, \"but the f**king darts team hadn\'t!\"
>>
