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Another ugly sunderland fan walks into his local bar with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the bartender.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly sunderland fan. "You know, I live by the metro. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I of course went and cut her free and took her back to my place."
"Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Quality!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bugger. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno... Never found the head."
"What are you so happy about?" asks the bartender.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly sunderland fan. "You know, I live by the metro. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I of course went and cut her free and took her back to my place."
"Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Quality!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bugger. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno... Never found the head."
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