Off The Rails

[Steve115]

Another ugly sunderland fan walks into his local bar with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the bartender.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly sunderland fan. "You know, I live by the metro. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I of course went and cut her free and took her back to my place."

"Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Quality!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bugger. Was she pretty?"














"Dunno... Never found the head."

 

[andysc]

steve ive told you time and time again not to tell people about your sexual fantasies.

 

[gazzawill]

har har har
wont be long steve mate and the old north east dearbys will be back on (iff you lot can stay in the premiership ) lmao
bring it on keanos army will sink you lot next season

 

[alan]

We probably will if we go down mate