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A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.
After a few beers the Smartie say’s “A bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?”
The Jelly Baby say’s “No mate, I’m a bit of a softy, I always end up getting my head kicked in.” So Smartie say’s “Don’t worry about it, I’m a bit of a hard case, I’ll look after you.” Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and say’s “ Fair enough, as long as you’ll look after me”, and off they go.
After a few beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table. The Lockets take one look at Jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out.
Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly body over to the table and wipes up his Jelly blood, the turns to Smartie and says “I thought you were a hard case and were going to look after me?!”…
“I was!” says Smartie, “But those Lockets.........they're f***ing menthol”
After a few beers the Smartie say’s “A bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?”
The Jelly Baby say’s “No mate, I’m a bit of a softy, I always end up getting my head kicked in.” So Smartie say’s “Don’t worry about it, I’m a bit of a hard case, I’ll look after you.” Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and say’s “ Fair enough, as long as you’ll look after me”, and off they go.
After a few beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table. The Lockets take one look at Jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out.
Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly body over to the table and wipes up his Jelly blood, the turns to Smartie and says “I thought you were a hard case and were going to look after me?!”…
“I was!” says Smartie, “But those Lockets.........they're f***ing menthol”
i lmfao
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