Things that should NEVER have been invented. Feel free to add on)

Chewing Gum (look at the state of the paths in some places!)...

TV Shopping chanels...

Neon under-car kits...
 
Cigarettes, Champions League (Bring back the European cup), the \'liverpool, liverpool\' chant :casstet: Religion.
 
Politics, causes wars
Religion, causes wars
rain, i hate it
football, i hate it
underdone food(anything with a bit of red in it), eaten only by cannibals
discrimination, any kind
sexism
ageism
chewing gum
dog poo\'s

that will do for now, gone to read the paper
 
Chelsea fans crying at Anfield - when last year they would\'nt know where Liverpool was never mind the Arkle pub :D :D :D

and WHO was GOING to WIN ALL FOUR demestic Trophys this season Mr Morinio ??? LMFCO
 
i was going to say crazy frog ring tones,

anyone over the age of 5 with that shite on their phone should do the decent thing and kill themselves :mad:

ban winds over force 3......
 
i trhink in fact youl find god invented man then fishing and booze in fact he invented all things men enjoy football music pubs the works

then he invented women

the problem being they didnt have a word for spanners back in them days so he called them females
 
Lottery Scratch cards. I hate standing behind coffin dodgers who scratch them off while holding up the queue and then win a pound only to buy another and they can\'t make up their mind if it should be \'Pot of Gold\' or the other 10 dozen that there are.
Lottery tickets. Standing in the queue behind someone in a syndicate who has 50 quids worth of single lucky dips.
Westerly winds in the winter!!!!
 
Bri, you,ll find when god decided to create woman, he took a rib from our side, they have been a pain in our a***e ever since.
 
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