a joke i told debra today(not impressed)

[sless]

a couple decide to tighten their belts
she says
you are spending 16 quid a week on 24 cans of lager it has to stop
a week later he says your spending 28 quid a week on make up
she says yes but thats to make me look attractive and sexy
he says
thats what the furking beer was for

 

[gazzawill]

belter mate