A very important day

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A little Ell child was born in Stockton General, on this very day many years ago. He was wrapped in newspaper and laying in a minger. Much misunderstood due to his inviting moneylenders and ladies of the night into the Temple to play cards and that. Known also for sharing 3 whitey\'s between a family of five and turning vinegar into white cider. Pray be upstanding for the lad! Happy Birthday to me!
 
Noticed it was ya birthday on the other site ...many happy returns Ell and I hope all your vinegar turns to White Lightening...hic
 
Definetly the former gogs. I was brought gifts of Golf, Frankenstein and Slur. :o Fuck all this year though. \"The shops were shut\" \"They\'re always fucking shut on me birthday, sort it out!!\"

[Edited on 2/1/2005 by Ell]
 
Aye I noticed it on Andys\' site......Happy Birthday, Ell.

Must admit, I thought it was ANOTHER \"Ell\" when I seen the age.....was that a typo, Ell ???......lol ;)
 
What\'s me name on Andy\'s site? Is it \"Ell\", been trying to get on for a while. Nice to see Andy remembered it though, you know where your freinds are ;)

And as for the many, many.......... enough thanks. 24 year old mind in a 52 year olds body with the earning power of a man of 32. Knob of a horse and sing like a dolphin. Can also blow smoke out of one nostril without the use of mirrors.


(deviated septum)

[Edited on 2/1/2005 by Ell]
 
24 year old mind

never been used since

in a 52 year olds body

1952 morris minor

with the earning power of a man of 32.

In Latvia

Knob of a horse

my little pony

and sing like a dolphin.

sounds better underwater (lots of water)

Can also blow smoke out of one nostril

only got half a nose

without the use of mirrors.

broke em all

(deviated septum)

deviant and supped them all

[Edited on 3/1/2005 by mark]
 
hi mark, can i just say that i have read the reply to my beloved\'s post and can i just say that somehow you seem to know him better than me. Spot on ! :D
 
The wife just hijacked me keyboard. She\'s probably pregant again! (Knowt to do with me, LSD makes you Barren apparently))

How did you know I was a pony riding Latvian skin diver, making money on the side with underwater karaoke sessions for coke casualties. Who needs the ID
 
The wife just hijacked me keyboard. She\'s probably pregant again!

you really ought to keep some tissues handy to clean the keyboard after you\'ve been on the inyernet late at night
 
It needs shot blasting mark. Same keyboard for 5 years, there\'s all sorts spattered over it and jammed down etc.
 
our cat licks my keyboard (steady on there at the back)

its the wierdest cat I\'ve ever known. Its nearly as big as the dog, and over xmas has eaten olives, beetroot, pizza, corn flakes, toast (with and without marmalade), peanuts(!), chips (with and without ketchup) and only eagle eyed intevention from finn stopped it trying to get through the cat flap with a 14lb turkey

maybe it had the munchies, which would explain where my Xmas pressie to myself went
 
Ell (Ellboy) \"boy\".....lol

I\'m sure it said 28 on Andys\' site.......and I found THAT hard to believe........but \"24\" ??????? :o :o :o........you must\'ve had a hell of a paper round when you were younger.......lol
FLIPPIN\' \'ECK..........I could be your dad....... :o :exclam:
 
Its not Garfield is it Mark?

One of our lasses cats is so fat that it has to cry to be lifted up to its food (on the bench so the dog can\'t eat it) As fat as it is though, it would have your eyes out for a slice of wafer thin ham!
 
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