I'm curious to know about the most funniest, outrageous or crazy activities that anglers on here have experienced with chavs whilst fishing. Mine was at Blyth pier a few years ago when one of them climbed down the steps at low water, picked a whole, big jelly fish up with one hand and climbed back up the ladders using the other and then when back on the pier chucked it onto his mates head, couldn't believe it and wanted to say something but they were both laughing and enjoying themselves so much I didn't want to spoil the fun.
Best chav trick
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g-force
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Sunday before last, fishing the fish quay there were loads of anglers down, and a group of chavs just near the brick hut horsing around between chucks. Well one of them lunges towards one of his mates who's bent down at the edge - he stands up just as this lad's on him sending him cartwheeling into the river.
Everyone on the quay's in hysterics as he doggie-paddles back to the ladder & climbs out, peels off & wrings out his soaking jogging pants & sweatshirt etc.
Gary
Everyone on the quay's in hysterics as he doggie-paddles back to the ladder & climbs out, peels off & wrings out his soaking jogging pants & sweatshirt etc.
Gary
Sunday before last, fishing the fish quay there were loads of anglers down, and a group of chavs just near the brick hut horsing around between chucks. Well one of them lunges towards one of his mates who's bent down at the edge - he stands up just as this lad's on him sending him cartwheeling into the river.
Everyone on the quay's in hysterics as he doggie-paddles back to the ladder & climbs out, peels off & wrings out his soaking jogging pants & sweatshirt etc.
Gary
F*****g class mate. Can't stop laughin
Sunday before last, fishing the fish quay there were loads of anglers down, and a group of chavs just near the brick hut horsing around between chucks. Well one of them lunges towards one of his mates who's bent down at the edge - he stands up just as this lad's on him sending him cartwheeling into the river.
Everyone on the quay's in hysterics as he doggie-paddles back to the ladder & climbs out, peels off & wrings out his soaking jogging pants & sweatshirt etc.
Gary
Haha heard about that the other day
not the funniest but i think th most commoneswt is last smmer iwas watching a group of them is when they start off next to railings at one side of pier and look as if they are doing a hop step and jump towards the other side of pier and they cast, the rod comes out of the right and the rod and either hits the wall or the rod nearly goes over the wall and sometimes does go over then with a look aof amazment they wonder how it happened makes me laugh every time.
also the same day same group. when one of them decided to practice cast hard as he could flick the rod out and with no reel on and suddenly the top comes off into the sea and same thing again stand in disbelief wondering how it, happened i suppose its the least they can do by putting on some entertainment for us in the summer amd giving us a laugh for having to put up with their other idiotc antics
also the same day same group. when one of them decided to practice cast hard as he could flick the rod out and with no reel on and suddenly the top comes off into the sea and same thing again stand in disbelief wondering how it, happened i suppose its the least they can do by putting on some entertainment for us in the summer amd giving us a laugh for having to put up with their other idiotc antics
Kipper-Sniffer
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best one a saw was a load of tits fishing high shore one night drinking cider and setting fire's when one dared another to drive in the river for a bottle of 20/20. so he took of his cloths and jumped in and when he got out found all his cloths on the fire. i never did give him that 20/20 lol. are to be young again wat tits we were. but now ave grown up i complain when i see the next bunch of turnips doing thing like that lol
Kentish Bassman
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A few years back I was fishing on Hastings pier when a group of chavs turned up to have a go at the mackerel. They all had a string of feathers on and started to let them fly all over the place with the occassional cast actually goimg straight and not across any other lines. They had been doing this for about 15 - 20 minutes when there was a sudden high pitched scream and one of these idiots fell to the decking clutching the side of his head. It turned out that his mate had cast out catching the blokes ear and ripping it half off. Needless to say the whole group accompanied their mate to the hospital while the serious anglers were trying hard to stop laughing. For some strange reason that group never showed up again on the pier for the rest of that year.
paulthespark
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two chavs mackereling on the heugh with feathers, and by chance one of them hooked a good cod at about 5lbs, so as the the chav who caught it realised he couldn't lift it with his 19pounds 99 pence combi kit his mate offered to handball it up the pier side for him, which he did, as he brought it up over the top he said to his mate who had his rod sticking straight up in the air have you got it, his mate said dunno, so he let the cod go, it swung in an arc straight past the lad with the rod round the back of him and hit the lad who did the lift with the biggest slap sound i have heard right in the middle of his mush, well the ray bans sunglasses went one way, and his best ever base ball cap went the other way straight in the drink, i ****ed myself laughing, just the funniest thing i have seen when fishing.
curtis.dunn
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paulthespark
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my home town hartlepool must be up there with the best of them.
been on shields, roker and blyth in the summer and you would need a three side coin and spin up to find the winner, its that close their all just as crazy when the spinners and leads are flying about just missing anglers heads. and with all the rubbish and empty cans left lying about
Not so much a funny one but quite a serious one.Last summer walking along blyth pier i got just passed the bend towards the end and some young lad about 12-13 came running bye and another lad chashing him about 20 yards behind shouting come here you effing c**t im going to effing kill you...the best of it was when this lad chasing passed me he had a big filleting knife in his hand!!! I though if he fell running along the pier with that in his hand he could do himself some serious damage!!
The best of it was when i got to the end i hurd another lad say it was because he never left him a dra on his fag!!
The best of it was when i got to the end i hurd another lad say it was because he never left him a dra on his fag!!
Kipper-Sniffer
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i would say blyth
lukey
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not so much chav trick but still an amusing chav....only started fishing through the summer last year and second time fishing decided to night fish blyth pier....so its about 2.30 in the morning me and a pal were just plucking away by ourselves when low be holds an entire sports shop starts walking up the pier easily 25-30 of them me and my mate are like rr f**k here we gan thinking the worst....am blaming him why did you say come here you t*t any way....there walking up and am putting me gear away making sure theres nowt lieing about....then thats it bang they reach us there like HERE YA ARITE MATE they only turned out to be e'd of there faces eneded up talking to us for about an hour best of it is we caught a small coalie bloody hell you'd have thought it was a shark there was one lad touching cloth i swear...any way after an hour or so we were there best pals asking for our names to add on facebook we were like i na bother give them some dodgy names and off they went still off there faces listening to sony ericsons with some wicked mc's on as they put it...........
The Deeps
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