ive seen them hoying the knifes at the wooden planks trying to get it close to there mates feet to scare them, always loads of them under the peir aswell geting snagged spinners, my mate slipped in the summer doing this and nearly went in had bad cuts aswell.
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ive seen them hoying the knifes at the wooden planks trying to get it close to there mates feet to scare them, always loads of them under the peir aswell geting snagged spinners, my mate slipped in the summer doing this and nearly went in had bad cuts aswell.
best one i saw was on roker pier last september was fishing with my son when 4 chavs came up to us and ask if we had cort owt my son sed yes we had 8 mackes one of the lads sed can we fish next to you the lads started to set up one lad put is rod together and cast out with out puting the reel on bump the top end shot off about 50 foot but the top half was floating so other mate put is gear together and cast out mist first chuck other lad got rod and cast out the owl lot whent rodreel the lot me and my son crying with laghter
Kev1n
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That’s beginners stuff.
When I was fishing there about 20 years ago, a group of lads came onto the pier and quickly got bored with not catching mackerel. A few of them stripped off, climbed down the ladder and went into the water for a swim. Soon they were bored with that and the air filled with the translucent purple jellyfish they lobbed at each other. The river was infamously polluted back then and mixed with flying jellyfish was not somewhere I’d want to swim in. They were happy to, were good entertainment and didn’t cause any bother, except to the jellyfish.
The Great Wallsendo
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On Blyth a couple of summers ago one charva got the classic spinner through his hand while his supportive mates looked on howling with laughter....the grown up in the group (17 at a push) took control and just grabbed his hand and without any warning pushed the barb back through the skin...then snipped the barb with some pliers that we "normal" fisherman had handed him
bless him the poor lad was ash white
did advise he go to hospital to get it looked at - tetanus, lockjaw etc etc
"nah a'll be reet a'll gan wash it in the river!"
hardy breeds are charvas - must be all the White Lightening
bless him the poor lad was ash white
did advise he go to hospital to get it looked at - tetanus, lockjaw etc etc
"nah a'll be reet a'll gan wash it in the river!"
hardy breeds are charvas - must be all the White Lightening
a few years ago we fished the bergen quay and some charvs decided to set a fire while they were fishing, one poured petrol on the fire the can caught light, instead of just putting his foot on the top to put it oot, he shook it and ended up setting himself alight, we helped put him oot but he looked a funny sight with burnt eyebrows and hair and his adidas shell suit welded to his skin
5150
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Was quite a few years back, but another for Blyth Pier. I was walking the dog along it to see what was catching, Chav couple in their late teens with a bairn of about toddler age in a buggy were along past the bend. Chav-ette wheels the buggy upto the railings so the kid could see better, bairn leans forward and wasn't fastened in - went straight over the edge, if she'd hit the posts on the way down she'd have been dead no doubt, luckily (??!!) she hit the water. One of the lads fishing had ditched his coat and jumped over in the blink of an eye, while the chav's stood mouth-breathing until the chav lad also finally jumped in. Lad fishing already had the kid and had hold of one of the pier legs.
In-shore comes flying out a minute later and picks up the kid and the angler first, meanwhile the swell is pushing the boat against one of the pier legs - complete with Chav lad between the two getting bashed to bits
I wanted to chuck the Chav lass in though - she pipes up, "Eeeeh! It's me sistaaa's baaaiiiirrrrnn, what'll she saaaayyy?!!!".
Kid was fine, crying from fright and cold, but otherwise fine. Was good to see the angler acted instantly, if the kid had waited on the Chav lad chances are things wouldn't have turned out okay.
In-shore comes flying out a minute later and picks up the kid and the angler first, meanwhile the swell is pushing the boat against one of the pier legs - complete with Chav lad between the two getting bashed to bits
I wanted to chuck the Chav lass in though - she pipes up, "Eeeeh! It's me sistaaa's baaaiiiirrrrnn, what'll she saaaayyy?!!!".
Kid was fine, crying from fright and cold, but otherwise fine. Was good to see the angler acted instantly, if the kid had waited on the Chav lad chances are things wouldn't have turned out okay.
SIXFOOTSTEVE
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Hey 5150 my eyes got wider and wider as I read that ,some people shouldn't be allowed to breath eh .
Was quite a few years back, but another for Blyth Pier. I was walking the dog along it to see what was catching, Chav couple in their late teens with a bairn of about toddler age in a buggy were along past the bend. Chav-ette wheels the buggy upto the railings so the kid could see better, bairn leans forward and wasn't fastened in - went straight over the edge, if she'd hit the posts on the way down she'd have been dead no doubt, luckily (??!!) she hit the water. One of the lads fishing had ditched his coat and jumped over in the blink of an eye, while the chav's stood mouth-breathing until the chav lad also finally jumped in. Lad fishing already had the kid and had hold of one of the pier legs.
In-shore comes flying out a minute later and picks up the kid and the angler first, meanwhile the swell is pushing the boat against one of the pier legs - complete with Chav lad between the two getting bashed to bits
I wanted to chuck the Chav lass in though - she pipes up, "Eeeeh! It's me sistaaa's baaaiiiirrrrnn, what'll she saaaayyy?!!!".
Kid was fine, crying from fright and cold, but otherwise fine. Was good to see the angler acted instantly, if the kid had waited on the Chav lad chances are things wouldn't have turned out okay.
Land equivalent of that, chav lass with empty look in eyes standing at the roadside looking right (in between stroking hair back) before crossing it. Might seem a sensible thing to do but not when the chav's on the kerb and pushchair with kid in is in front of chav, 2 yards across the road.
Wayne Eastlake
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:red:I, wor Blyth teks sum beating when it comes to chav t.ts, we gotta win hands doon!!!!! seem sum funny antics from that breed ower the last couple of years on the pier, really makes pier fishing entertaining! but really speaking, them dosey ar5oles are canny when ya get to understand em!!!! ya cannit educate pork
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:red:I, wor Blyth teks sum beating when it comes to chav t.ts, we gotta win hands doon!!!!!
seem sum funny antics from that breed ower the last couple of years on the pier, really makes pier fishing entertaining! but really speaking, them dosey ar5oles are canny when ya get to understand em!!!! ya cannit educate porkYer right, that's why you get senior chav's. Blyth pier about 3 years ago and 2 senior chav's turned up with english bull terrier and sort of set up ten yards from us. Anyway the bull starts barking and chasing it's tail in a 1 metre dia. circle. Ok you might say but after 2 hours of this perpetual motion and noise we packed up, i had a stonking head ache with it. As we were carefully walking past their dog one of the toss**s turned around and said 'eeeeessss alllllrriigght rreally eees just daft like yaaaa naaa.
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not that we are chavs and this aint really relevant to the other posts but reading them reminded me its high water at amble boat club, and we are launching the coble:exclam:backs the trailer down,untie the straps back down till trailer in water:exclam: looks round i thought YOU were on boat
I thought You were on boat swim lingking swimall ended well
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not that we are chavs and this aint really relevant to the other posts but reading them reminded me
its high water at amble boat club, and we are launching the coble:exclam:backs the trailer down,untie the straps back down till trailer in water:exclam: looks round i thought YOU were on boatI thought You were on boat swim lingking swimall ended well
