Birthday boy mark

ta! (I think!)

flippin 'eck... I'm desperately clinging on to the next few hours before I gain another year (only thing I get for nowt it seems these days)

suspect I might have gained a few extra years over the last 12 months too

ah well.... Will soon be unleashing my masterplan for world domination
 
93 ? and the rest ! :)

thats usually the age when I first wake. it does come down progressively during the day, often reaching the mid 40's by tea time. It will then take one of 2 paths, sometimes it keeps dropping, settling at around 7 by midnight, depending on vodka intake

otherwise it rockets sharply back tom the starting age and I can be found snoozing in front of the stove by around 9

either path usually involves some dribbling and occasional incontinence
 
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