codthumper
Well-known member
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says,
before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1 The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball hat.
2 The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 I'm 6 foot tall, 175lb blonde women with a black belt in karate.
4 The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5 The lady to your right is blonde and a proffessional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that bloude joke?
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
NO....not if I'm goona have to explain it five times!
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says,
before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1 The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball hat.
2 The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 I'm 6 foot tall, 175lb blonde women with a black belt in karate.
4 The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5 The lady to your right is blonde and a proffessional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that bloude joke?
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
NO....not if I'm goona have to explain it five times!
