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Decided to scare the kids with a threat of brat camp, can\'t wate till april though. I\'ve designed a template with C4 logos and Brat Camp stuff on. Message reads
Dear Mrs. Brown,
Thanks for sending back the security confirmation code, we don’t just want any parent trying to .. “get rid†of their kids for a bit, we are very serious about what we do here! We understand your situation and after much consideration believe that “Kyle and Rachel†would be perfect for the program. We believe that shock helps children behave and as such they will be taken from your custody approx. 24 hours from now. Please make sure they wash their faces and that. You must realize Mrs. Brown that we can hold your children for 1 year legally, if they suck their thumbs or are cheeky and listen to bad music we can keep them for longer (up to 5 years) We really believe this is the right thing for you to do. The kids will love it, eventually!!
We know all their tricks after speaking to grandparents (Nanna) and other “so-called†friends what have grassed them up. I hope they are not too upset but it’s for their own good. They will learn.
Yours very scarily
etc.
Worried it might permanently damage them though. Still going to do it.
Dear Mrs. Brown,
Thanks for sending back the security confirmation code, we don’t just want any parent trying to .. “get rid†of their kids for a bit, we are very serious about what we do here! We understand your situation and after much consideration believe that “Kyle and Rachel†would be perfect for the program. We believe that shock helps children behave and as such they will be taken from your custody approx. 24 hours from now. Please make sure they wash their faces and that. You must realize Mrs. Brown that we can hold your children for 1 year legally, if they suck their thumbs or are cheeky and listen to bad music we can keep them for longer (up to 5 years) We really believe this is the right thing for you to do. The kids will love it, eventually!!
We know all their tricks after speaking to grandparents (Nanna) and other “so-called†friends what have grassed them up. I hope they are not too upset but it’s for their own good. They will learn.
Yours very scarily
etc.
Worried it might permanently damage them though. Still going to do it.
