Canny weekend - not!!

5150

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Up early saturday and walked the hounds on Druridge Beach, was expecting rain so we stayed in - wish we'd gone out!

Sunday looked canny in the morning so we decided - QEII lake to feed the swans, geese and ducks etc and then take one of the bairns for new trainers as his are full of holes. So, we're all up and had breakfast at 8am, she goes out to put the wet washing on the line at 9am and I pop out to a corner shop for a loaf. 10mins later I'm back and the kids and dogs are going effing mental... Mrs 5150 is sat on the edge of the sofa bright red (she's a redhead with typical very pale skin so bright red really is bright red!!) soaked in sweat and holding her right arm.

Ignorant neighbours over the back have a garden 4' high in weeds and a yappy dog that they dump out there from dawn to dusk. Our dogs kick off when it barks, which is all day, so she was chasing them into the house with her arms full of wet washing for the line. She tripped and went down onto the patio hard with arms still laden..... Aye.... Canny drive to A&E (quicker for me than ringing and ambulance), watched every bump and corner but still I'm deaf in my left ear from the screams.

Wansbeck and we were rushed through, she was wobbling on her feet like mad. X-Ray and she'd not only managed to break the upper right arm but dislocate it aswell. I think she was trying to go one better than me (I broke the same arm in the same place back in 1988 and I've never dislocated owt). Load of IV drugs and they tried to put the arm back in the socket - wouldn't go. 9.40 until 14:00 she was just drugged up. Under general they got it back in (nice set of bruises on her arm so must have took some effort). Night on the ward then a fresh x-ray yesterday to check the shoulder and the break were both okay.

Wansbeck staff are great. As standard with any hospital, nothing happens when they say. I was told to call 10am as her x-ray was first thing..... Called, nope, went in with clothes etc and she was finally x-ray'd noon with some poor porter stopped from having his lunch because they'd let her slip to the afternoon group and she might have had another night there for nowt.

My work are canny though, I'd mailled my 2 levels of boss and they just said do whatever is needed, so yesterday off and today (maybe tomorrow) from home. Missus is a stubborn bugger though, determined to do everything regardless!
 
Hope she doesn't hurt too much mate.....Know what you mean about Wansbeck. My 7 year old lad snapped his arm in two places last year, above the wrist and below the elbow, at school (his arm looked like there was no bone in it when I got to the school it was so bendy....teacher was funny though when he said....'hmmm, I don't think it's broken'.
Got to the Wansbeck though and they were fantastic, he was knocked out and in theatre within an hour, having it manipulated and put in a cast, but the follow up appointments usually meant going from pillar to post and being seen 2 hours after our appointment time. Fortunately he didn't need it pinned.
Brave lad never cried once!

Hope she gets well soon.....only so you don't have to hang the washing out lol.
 
Hope she get's well soon mate and isn't in too much discomfort.

Brings a new a meaning to "Tumble Drier" :D you better not mention that though, she's got one good arm and it could be your turn for a trip to Wansbeck.
 
I've dislocated both my arms twenty plus times and can assure you it knacks. Got to the stage where I could just put them back in myself. Had operations on both shoulders now though so all sorted.

She'll need to watch it though, until you do a bit of physio, it can come out again. I expect she is in a sling for a while, but once she's allowed it off make sure she does her excersises.
 
And when she does her exercises don't sit opposite your missus "mimicking" her every movement thinking it's funny like I did with my missus when she broke her arm - they don't find it funny and it tends to induce tears :red::D
 
I hope she gets better soon Lee, my mate played rugby for years and always said that dislocations were much more painful than a break.

Jim.
 
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