Cheeky Boat Names

[Ell]

Last time I was down at Royal Quays I got chatting to the fella moored next to Dave\'s boat. He had a single masted yacht, possibly wooden hull with all the clarty bits and fart around hanging off it. He was a nice bloke working hard sanding down a hardwood handrail. You know how you can often roughly sum a person up, well ... nice guy, pretty straight forward (No shades on) respects tradition etc. I wandered along the pontoon and looked down to see his boat\'s name. Thought, you cheeky devil, dark horse, wink wink. His boat was called My Stiffy. I thought ooh err, but then laughed a little inside, \"He\'s acknowledging the stereotype of boats and cars being penis extensions\" then I thought ..........don\'t judge, is it not bad luck to re-name a boat, maybe the poor lad bought it off some photocopier salesman and is lumbered, his respect for tradition demands it stays. This all took place in a matter of zilliseconds. I was a about to make comment on the boat\'s jaunty name when my eyes actually focussed properly on the thing. \"MYSTIFY\" aye \"MYSTIFY\" his boat was called Mystify. I kept quiet ..............told the lads obviously afterwards.

 

[willywetegg]

Ell you are a superstar. LMAO.

 

[TC]

Hmmmmmm........something Freudean going on there, perhaps

 

[Tadpoleman]

Like the Whitby boat \"SHY TORQUE\" obviously aimed in the direction of ower feathered friends of the gull variety and leaving multi-coloured deposits etc ?????????????
bert

 

[Norman]

LOL yup bert seen that one as well........

haha I`ve seen \"mystify\" loads of times .............. it`s just across from me next to Dave as ell so rightly says but its always been \"mystify\"
was messing on today when the very same boat came in from a bit sail about on the river and low and behold the names now changed (well in my mind anyhow) to \"MY STIFFY\" LOL it`ll never be anything else from now on hahhahahahah nice one ell ..............

 

[charlie]

Walking down the fish quay at Brid my wife says thats a funny name for a boat ,I said what is she said ONION, it was actually ORION, now when we walk down ther I say I wonder where ONION is,then I get a slap

 

[mark]

wor lass sugested renaming mine to \"Shy Tangler\"

 

[sless]

i was fishing whitburn bents a couple of years ago,there was a little boat called

\"THET WAT\"

i think he got the spacings wrong

or it was was named after his wife
lol

 

[Les]

when i got my boat a couple of years ago i had \"mary hinge\" suggested to me, considered it, but my wife hated it, although the boat does officially have a name there is nothing on its bows....at the minute, my son wanted \"beeracuda\"