chicken pox

[mark]

having got this far in life, I thought one of the few certainties I could rely on wsa that fact that I would never have chicken pox. How wrong could i be.

on the soles of my feet, in my eyelids, in my ears, up my nose as well as the several hundred on my bod, and the masses of them gathered in the trouser department make having a dump or taking a leak a joy t be hold. the doctor was quite delighted when he told me he\'d never seen a case quite so bad and asked if he could take some pictures - whatever floats your boat I suppose. Had the whole week booked off, free from work, flat calm seas thought I\'d be out there every day. Just going through the blister to pus filled scab, itchier than an itchy thing covered in itching powder stage at the moment, so might not be contagious by the weekend, although I will still resemble a medieval plague sufferer by then I suppose.

Ok I\'m off to peel myself and roll in salt to take my mind off em now

 

[sless]

oh dear
doctor can you

leave the swelling but take the pain away

 

[mark]

swelling?? swelling?? there\'s that many of em, if you left the swelling, it would look like an oversized loganberry/ wor lass wanting to rub it better didn\'t help

 

[TC]

Chicken pox - aye it\'s a nasty thing, Mark..........should\'ve left them chickens alone, m8

 

[mark]

aye, its fowl

 

[jethro18]

Thought chicken pox would be easy to SPOT mate....lol :red: :mad2:
Get well soon from all in Yorkshire mate....

 

[Stephen]

Mark check ur pm\'s. m8