Imagine if all major businesses started making their own condoms, but kept their same slogan.
You\'d have:
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike condoms - just do it
Peugeot Condoms - for the ride of your life
Galaxy condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC condoms - finger licking good
Minstrel condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway condoms - lightening the load
Abbey National condoms - because life\'s complicated enough
Coca Cola condoms - the real thing
Ever Ready condoms - keep going & going
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can\'t stop
Burger king condoms - home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride, go wide
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where\'s the pain
Flash condoms ! - just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work.
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex condoms - soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter
Ronseal quick drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim
Heineken condoms - reaches the parts that other condoms just can\'t reach
Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condoms in the world
Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the one with the hole (a very poor seller!)
You\'d have:
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike condoms - just do it
Peugeot Condoms - for the ride of your life
Galaxy condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC condoms - finger licking good
Minstrel condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway condoms - lightening the load
Abbey National condoms - because life\'s complicated enough
Coca Cola condoms - the real thing
Ever Ready condoms - keep going & going
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can\'t stop
Burger king condoms - home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride, go wide
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where\'s the pain
Flash condoms ! - just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work.
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex condoms - soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter
Ronseal quick drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim
Heineken condoms - reaches the parts that other condoms just can\'t reach
Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condoms in the world
Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the one with the hole (a very poor seller!)
