Geordie catches the last bus home after a night on the drink in South Shields. Halfway home, he realises that he is dying for a crap and wont be able to get home in time, he notices that he is the only one upstairs on the bus so he reaches into his coat pocket and brings out his copy of the Evening Chronicle. He lays the Chronicle down on the back seat of the bus and has a crap. He then folds the paper up and leaves it on the seat. Geordie finally gets home and is just settling down for the night when there is a knock at the front door. He gets out of bed and on answering the door he is confronted by two Policemen. \"Whats the problem Officers\" asks Geordie, one of the coppers says \"are you Geordie Smith\" \"yes thats me said Geordie\", the copper says \"we understand that you were on the drink in town tonight and you caught the last bus home from the Market, whilst on the bus, you found yourself caught short, had a crap on the bus and then left the parcel on the back seat upstairs\" \"How the hell do you know that ?\" asked Geordie and the copper replied \"It was in the Chronicle Geordie !\".
Crap Joke !
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