DID YOU SEE HIM ?????

[Tadpoleman]

Well Sless did you meet Santa then ??? and is he real ??
Did you get a present and get to sit on his knee ???

bert

 

[bribones]

i heard he asked for a rod for xmas and for some strange reason santa was smiling

 

[KeithB]

I like that song dedicated to him \"Santa Clause you C**T where\'s my F****n Bike\"

Has he heard it Sless?

 

[alan]

did he have much in his sack

 

[sless]

we had a great time
debra wants to go next year aswell

http://www.santaclaus.fi/?deptid=11779e

 

[BriH]

We also had the Bestest seats on the plane LOL no DVT for me and Sless,the comfort of leg stretching - we were on Emergancy door Exit duty -just as well nowt happened cos we slept 3hrs there - 3hrs back - but would have been 1st off if need be

 

[gag1]

Bri, did Sless get a kiss off Santa

cheers.
gag1

 

[alan]

its not politically correct to do that now gag !

 

[bribones]

lol according to the paper on saturday you can no longer sit on his knee.if it wasnt for the wife and kids id consider monkhood :casstet:

 

[BriH]

not sure if he got a kiss or not - but he was pulling some sort of hair out his teeth LOL

 

[gag1]

If he was pulling hair out of his teeth Bri, he has got to be after a conoflex or something really expensive mate !. I can remember MY first BJ, I enjoyed it but it took five double Jack Daniels to get rid of the taste !

cheers.
george.

 

[jonny_mc]

I like that song dedicated to him \"Santa Clause you C**T where\'s my F****n Bike\"
chubby brown!....that song is great!

 

[Marc]

Kevin Bloody Wilson, Not Chubbs

 

[Stephen]

lol.

that box is spot on marc cheers.

 

[Marc]

No Problem Stephen, I\'m pleased it\'s what you were after.

 

[jonny_mc]

mark chubby sing it 2 m8

 

[Marc]

Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where\'s me fucking bike?

I\'ve unwrapped all this other junk and there\'s nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I\'d have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You\'ve stuffed me bloody order up

It\'s enough to make you spew

And I\'m not the only one who\'s snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!

Where\'s me fucking pram?

You promised me you\'d bring me one, you remember who I am.

\'Cause I\'m the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I\'ll give you fucking ho ho ho

You forgot me fucking pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I\'m gonna punch you in the guts

And I\'ll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait \'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we\'ll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don\'t listen to him boys and girls \'cause he tells fucking lies

He\'s just a piss tank and a pervert, and he\'s not even very bright

\'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.

You wait you old cunt, I\'m gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he\'s gonna punch your fucking lights out

\'I saw mummy sucking santa clause\'

 

[boblydon]

nice one marc, can just see you singing that on karoke when you go the maldives on your jollies...haa haa