DONE IT ONCE - NEVER AGAIN

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Topical post saying as we play them later today

When i worked down london in the late 80`s went to Chelsea V`s Newcastle (1987) and this was the hight of football thugs -espcialy the Chelsea Head hunters - the lads i worked with took me in the Shed - i felt that even if i had coughed i would have been sussed - not a pleasant game for me ,and what made it worse was the 2 - 2 scoreline ,the fact that Mirandinha could have scored in the last minute really gave the game away - but would do that again rather than Climb any mountains - unless it was for a canny bag of Tudor LOL :D :D

[Edited on 19/11/2005 by BriH]
 
Ate L\'escargot.....Sex......Swam thru a shoal of Lions Mane Jellyfish.....Argued with tthe Missus.....They\'re all in no particular order...(Just joking about the sex)....Would love to swim with Great Whites Alan....Ever since watching \'Blue Water, White Death\' as a child.
 
cant say ive done owt stupid as of late but a few things spring to mind from my younger days

fishing saint marys me and 2 mates used to do a bit of rock hopping(always trying to get to somewhere near the edge )we got our eye on this rock (45 degree angle) looked dry as a bone, Ian decided to hop over first the idea was for me and Pete to pass our gear over,over he jumped and promtly slid off into some fairly deep water,took a bit of getting him out as well,same place different day we fished the tide up ,wind lifted as did the sea so we called it a day only to find wed been cut off by the tide,only shallow says i lets wade over ,first and last time we ever tried that,shallow yes but the swell nearly had us over a few times ,we drove home soaked from shoulder to feet,south shields pier (one of the few times ive fished it,canny swell on)Ian decides to play silly buggers and hangs over the side only to find he could get a grip with his feet to get back up ,we had to pull him up by his hair or down he would have went (yes a baldy patch)but could have been worse,ive prob done a few other daft things none fishing related but ill keep em to myself ;)
 
near the pedestrian tunnel, right in the cornor where below you is all mud flats and to the right of you they are building on it now (hard place to describe) LOL

well anyways i had casted out and the wind took my line straight over the fence to the right and onto and all wooden jetty type, identially to the one at the walkway about 50yards out.

The only way to get over the fence was to climb over the bar which we rested our rods on, climb UNDER the fence and crawl along on my stomach and then get up and walk along the jetty, well i got my gear back, through it in the water, and made my way back to the 2ft wide hole in which i had to sit down in, stretch my legs out (as if i was sitting in a canoe) shuffle along a bit, then lie down completely flat till i got to the 2ft entrance then drop my legs down, hold onto the metal fence that was like chicken wire, let my self drop, pull my self up and then reach about 3ft with my arm to grab to bar and pull myself up...........

Well i couldnt even fit myself in the 2ft hole never mine doing ALL them things to get OUT.

Backwards and Forwards i walked looking for a different way of getting out, baring in mind this is a construction site with \"NO TRESSPASSING\" signs all over, well the fence was about about 14ft high and i couldnt pull myself over that, tried climbing up a tree to get over the fence but the brached were like an inch thick.

a was basicaly F**KED!

tried to climb the fence again baring in mind it was summer only had my shorts on and all around me it was full of bloody nettles etc. . .

my cousin mark chucked his pants over for me and i tried again with no luck!

this time i was really panacing with the tide rising slowly but seemed the fastest tide to rise so quick to me, well it had been about 40mins and mark said look Jonny am going to have to call the firebrigade...well i was only about 12 and didnt want my mam or anyone to no...lmao


well i managed to squeeze throughthe hole and hang with one hand on the chicken wire fence (somehow i dont no) and mark looped his seatbox strap round me and pulled me up the wall baring in mind he was hanging on the wall with only 1 hand on the bar.

had to keep my feet about waist height!! to avoid them going in the drink!

really frightening back then at 12!

and now when i fish there we always have a bit crack on at that time i got stuck, funny now but wasnt then.

Well i have probably confused you all there with my describing! any trouble giz a knock and i\'ll take you to the place ;) ha ha



[Edited on 21/11/2005 by jonny_mc]
 
Cars bloo#y cars. Would you ever get in one again?

1. West end of N/cle as a passenger and hit a very hard gable end. Not injured.

2. Got nicked off a water bailiff for poaching trout and while getting \"run In\" his mini van went down a ditch. Not injured/ran away

3. Denton bank n/cle. Crashed into the back of a police car on motorbike with no brakes, not injured. (nicked)

4. 1987 (nicked again) (A69) for doin\' 118mph coz I forgot my rod rest. £200 fine & banned for 1 month.

5. Holland 1994 as passenger in a volvo 760GLE (just as well): hit by a big heavy wagon at 100kph. No injuries (miracle) but all the cars/wagons total write offs and six trees got felled. Still got newspaper pics somewhere.

6. Then, East Germany 1998, fell off the side of a mountain in a taxi (not injured exept for a cut arm) into a skinny tree that saved my life.

7. Next (as passenger) crashed into lampost in Whitley Bay, disslocated shoulder but did wizard of oz dance all the way to hospital.

8. Last time was Jan. 1999 westbound on Coast rd approx 7:40am as a passenger in a left hand drive car. Hit the central barrier @ 70mph and the car rolled 5 times and landed on it\'s roof with me upside down. The driver and I (another miracle) both uninjured \'til he released me from the seatbelt and I landed on his head and broke his neck (true).

So whats the stupidest thing? The same guy was driving most of the vehicles mentioned above and I still get in a van with him everyday. And he just (this year) spare new parts (valves) put in his heart to go with his new neck that they made from other bones. Would you get in a car/van with him? I have still not been hurt exept for the shoulder!
 
i read somewhere that in the states they have phone lines instaled and mobiles taken with them when they are gone lol. thats the yanks for ya.
our lass says she wants to take hers, just in case.


cheers
mark :D
 
:o Just a couple of questions........

1. Is it safe to cremate a mobile phone?
2. If they\'re being burried, would they get a signal down there anyway?.........it\'s difficult enough on Marsden Bay :exclam:
 
tony,
cant cremate a mobile phone in case of explosion, all pacemakers and radio transmitted heart devices will also cause dammage to the cremator,
last one that i heard of that went went off caused about £50000 of dammage

as far as mobile phones being buried, i have no idea wether they will get a signal or not but i supose if you were intered in a crypt they might work




cheers
mark :D
 
well in that case i want an extension fitted with an outside line just in case

imagine that though your sitting watching the Tv and you get a phone call..lemmi out lemmi out :o
 

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