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SteWhite

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Dear Sir/madam

I am writing to you to show my interest in the England Managers post. After the shambles of are last manager i think i could improve on results and get the best out of most of the players. I am loyal and trust worthy so there is only a small chance of me sleeping with a players wife/girlfriend. And i will pay my tax's always and on time. I have 12 years experience as manager of Newcastle on championship manager. Taking them to 8 premiership titles. two FA Cup wins. 5 League Cup wins. three champions league semi finals. and to UFFA Cup glory in season's 2010/2011. all on the hard setting.

Yours S WHITE
 
OK you are the short list but you must answer a couple of questions

Are you willing to have some of your wages payed to an off shore account ?
Can you write and add up ? (a simple cross in the box for that one)
Pick the odd one out

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As far as the FA are concerned the main quality of an England manager seems to be the ability to say 'yes'






or si!
 
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