Hiram.A.Biff
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Here I am in sunny majorca, up a 6.30 most days for a bit fish before the beach gets too packed, ( oh and to put Ze tovells on ze sunbedz)
and each morning pass an old man sitting on the pier, who always looks at me and says..\" Feesh?\" and looks at me like
.. every bloody day.. So today <i took a nice Bass about 2 pound, looks round and hes there at the end of the pier. thumbs up and a big toothy grin. 
Normally I would have returned it, but I thought Id make his day, did the biz cleanly, and walks down the pier and hands the Bass to the old man.
Who shakes his head and says NO.!!!
I thought-- you fkn old tw*t!!!!
So im stuck with this fresh bass, and no one to give it to.
ended up binning it.
Felt a right shit. so tomorrow, it will be \"\"Feesh?\"... NO!
and each morning pass an old man sitting on the pier, who always looks at me and says..\" Feesh?\" and looks at me like
.. every bloody day.. So today <i took a nice Bass about 2 pound, looks round and hes there at the end of the pier. thumbs up and a big toothy grin. Normally I would have returned it, but I thought Id make his day, did the biz cleanly, and walks down the pier and hands the Bass to the old man.Who shakes his head and says NO.!!!
I thought-- you fkn old tw*t!!!!
So im stuck with this fresh bass, and no one to give it to.
ended up binning it.
Felt a right shit. so tomorrow, it will be \"\"Feesh?\"... NO!
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