Charlie_Thompson
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Our kid's been trying to fix me up with ladies as I am too superior and scruffy for most lasses and live in a shed. Showed me a photo of this girl flanked by 2 others, whom she thought I may have liked to step out with. Said girl is very interesting, travelling the world and saving whales and babies etc whilst killing bad guys and that. I told our kid she had monkey ears and looked like a dinner lady. I quite grooved on the lassy to the right but was told she'd been locked up or summat. Proudly announced that the obese freak squeezing into shot pon de lefthand side should stop eating pies and cows - My sister said
"Err that's me by the way"
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"Err that's me by the way"
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