No Deposit, as Ive paid a deposit for some who are staying at the Mansewood for my 50th in may, Im on trust there. Insano, youre on trust as youre with me.
Now then,
Crabs Claws.
Me Jim Andy and Steve went into the Waterfront, for some food, at 9.25 pm. So we decided to eat in the bar, nice bar too. I chose crabs claws, they were......HUGE. but hadnt been cracked.
So there we were, stood at the bar with our pints, and a pair of nutcrackers, trying to gain access to the crabmeat. would they hell crack.
So I just squeezed as hard as I could. BIG mistake. The claw exploded. there was crabmeat on me, the bar, a lady stood waiting to be served, the pints, the beerpump, and the optics at the back of the bar. The barman never moved. his eyes just locked on to mine, then crossed in a ben turpin style, to a piece of shell, hanging from the end of his nose.
Brilliant. you coudnt have written the script.
