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the bad news is that in the metro centre it is now strictly VERBOTEN to smoke

but hey look on the bright side, I\'ll never be passing across the threshold of that temple of consumerism again! It\'ll save me a fortune, haven\'t broken that bit of news to Herself and the kids yet though
 
In all the time it\'s been there Mark, I\'ve only ever been twice.

First time - hated it and couldn\'t wait to get out of the place.

Second time - just to see if the first time was as bad as I\'d remembered it.......IT WAS !
 
Mark you\'ve just got the whistle blowing on my kettle of urine. What a fucking liberty. We are not that far from a complete ban on smoking in public places full stop. What\'s going on there then. I demand all cars, industrial filth machines, spouters of Racist Filth, Independent Financial Advisors with bad breath, tabloid journalists, HRT tablets, MMR jabs, alcopops, Burberry garments, E-Numbers, Lords and Ladies be banned from public places as well on the basis that they fuck me right off as well. See you in court! or more likely round at my house cos I\'m not gannin out if I can\'t have a tab :mad: ever ;)

[Edited on 3/3/2004 by Ell]

[Edited on 3/3/2004 by Ell]
 
if its health they are worried about then fat b astards walking down the street stuffing their faces with recycled lips, noses and testicles in the shape of a McDonalds burger whilst swigging Coke... In fact stuffing your clock with anything vaguely related to an American Fast food product should be banned - with obvious excpetion here to greggs pasties, savaloys and kebabs (but only kebabs between the hours of midnight aand 4am)

And while we are at it aanyone taking their child to school in a car who lives within half a mile of the sschool should have their road tax increased 10fold. If they do it in discovery/range rover/4x4 etc then they should be forced to give up their gold strappy sandals aand fake tan as well.

All school children should be forced to have annual school trip as part of the national curriculum to a meat recovery plant where the ingredients of all their lovely fast food are obtained.

I know what goes into ready meals - I\'ve been in the factory
 
Sick of editing.

What about taking back the medals earned by our Grandads because they were smoking fucking tabs sent out by The Red Cross to save them from the bullets. And hows about a bit of a tax rebate. How many of these anti-tabbers can say they are dying for their country. If I\'m having a fag and it\'s upsetting you then fucking move! If you\'ve got no-where to move to, then have a polite word with me. I\'ll move. If you want to drink in a smoke free pub then there\'s something seriously wrong with you! IMHO
 
School run ...........hey you\'re not doing my blood pressure much good mark. I\'ve ranted to our lass about this and her answer was \"If I had a car and the time I\'d drive them there\" Why? \"Because it\'s safer\" What are parents scared of. Tabloid money making hysteria has caused us to restrict our childrens freedom. Shame on them.

Fast Food

100+ organisations concerned with health, check the list, it\'s basically the who\'s who, of who cares about food, today have called upon the government to seriously look at a ban on fast food advertising. Tessa Jowell ,who is currently minister in charge of answering this type of question when her bosses say she can, has announced that a ban on advertising fast food would do no good. So that\'s it then. Lets get fat :P
 
from the 1st of april, yes the first of april, it will be illegal to smoke in a pub or restaurant anywhere in the republic of ireland. That\'ll do wonders for guiness shares.

as for costing money... for every £100 it costs to treat a smoker from smoking related illness, that smoker will have contributed £350 in revenue!

Us smokers are keeping the NHS going, so I think we should have red carpet treatment.

\"Injured yourseld playing squash sir?? Oh dear well I\'m afraid you\'ll have to wait the gentleman next to you is a forty a day man, and as such qualifies for a blow job from each nurse in turn, daily, for the next six months.

You should have spent the membership of your health club on cigarettes sir....\"

One of the 100 plus comapaies (best not name names) I have worked for in the past and spend in excess of 100 million a year on marketing in the uk. All through the same advertising, which co-incidently is a supporter of the labour party

funny that.....
 
Smoke ya Fucking Tits off off I say, and you can always put THC, PCP, Crack Cocaine, Crystal Meth, Lavender etc. in yer tab if it\'s only baccy that\'s banned. That\'ll sort things out :casstet:
 
that reminds me, must buy a new crack pipe in the morning, the kids just aren\'t the same without it before school
 
Ell,

Must take exception to HRT slur , it\'s gave wor lass the pair of boobs she always longed for . It should be compulsory for every female imho ;)
 
I packed in 2 years ago but our lass still smokes. I don\'t have a problem with smoking at all it was just to costly to have 2 of us smoking and I\'d rather have the money to feed the cod in the sea. It\'s laughable that anti smokers whinge and whine about smokers and yet all drive cars, live in centrally heated homes, go on holidays abroad every year all the while contributing greenhouse gases. Their lungs aren\'t gonna be much F***ing use to them when they\'re under a couple of hundred feet of water in the next few centuries
 
i\'ll be glad when smoking is banned from all public places because i\'m fed up washing my 2 sons brownshirts everytime they have been to the local shopping centre because they stink of fags

les the smoking nazi ;)
 
I am a smoker but reluctantly agree if it annoys people it should be banned . But be carefull though , it\'s another right being taken away from us by the control freaks in power .
 
Les, 2 sons wearing brownshirts :o slippery slope m8! ;) Dave, I think the whole impetus for this campaign came from a small number of whingeing lobbyists with nowt better to do. Victoria Gillick springs to mind with her crusade against doctors prescribing contraceptives to under 16\'s and the impact that had. If you\'ve been out for a meal and the experience was ruined by the presence of smoke then I suggest either the food or company wasn\'t that great. There is also another option regarding smoking in Pubs, Restaurants and the health risks faced by bar workers and that is to install adequate Extraction Facilities. Then again that costs money so scratch that idea, never happen. One day I\'ll have ditched the tabs and my support for smokers along with them probably, until them I\'m going to continue to gob off!
 
hi ell, wondered if you would notice the significance of the brownshirt m8 ;)

i am only a nazi about fags, i am a vehement anti smoker, i don\'t allow it in my house, car, or shop, i avoid it where i can, when i can\'t avoid it, ie pub, i moan about it, but i won\'t complain to you about it because it is my choice to go to a place that allows it.

if i had the choice of a smoky pub which was busy and fun and a non smoking one which was dead, i would go to the former as fags don\'t spoil it that much for me, but when i get up in the morning and the smell of stale cigarettes stop me putting on a shirt and trousers which are otherwise perfectly clean does to use an ellism \"boils my piss\".

how would smokers like it if i went around spraying their clothes with fart spray to make them stink in a way they find offensive...probably get ma heed kicked in, but they do it to me without a second thought.

my sister in law is the worlds worst, she hardly comes to my house because she can\'t smoke in it, too lazy to go outside, lazy fat cow......lol

les

ps

my old dad died horribly rotting away with lung cancer for 2 1/2 years, 12 years after quiting by the way
 
Nothing that the pro smoking lobby say or do, will mitigate smokers rights to smoke in public. No more than dog owners are right in allowing their dogs to defecate on the pavement, and fisherman have no right to leave litter behind them. As a point of interest what do smoking fishermen do with their cigarette stumps when out fishing, do they pick them up and take them home with them to put them in the bin? Hint, throwing them in the water and saying the\'re biodegradable is not the right answer.

I don\'t think we will ever see a prohibition on smoking tobacco, but it will become a pastime only allowed in private (private membership drinking/smoking clubs may become popular).

I don\'t know whether there is a net gain or loss to the treasury, between the taxes raised on tobacco and the costs of making a smokers death less painful when the effects of the dreaded weed take a hold. Yes there will be exceptions where grandad lived till 90 and smoked 40 Woodbines a day, but that is the exception and not the rule. I suspect that there is a net gain to the treasury. So each smoker who gives up, reduces revenue to the treasury, so taxes must be raised elsewhere. The bottom line is when your lungs, arteries and heart are F.U.B.A.R. there ain\'t a lot that the doctors can do for you.

If you are a smoker, do yourself a favour and give it up. Use the money you save to buy something tangible, if you are a 40 a day smoker you will save some £3000 a year ! That\'s a lot of wonga going up in smoke.

And oh yes, I forgot to mention it, I used to smoke. On a bad day (or good day for the tobacconist) I could go through 40 ciggies a day and used to roll my own to smoke less, but that was still nearly 1oz a day (plus a pack of Rizzla and a box of Swan Vesta) I stopped about 15 years ago, there is hardly a day goes by when I don\'t fancy a smoke but then if I started again who would I be kidding.

Les,
There is no need to spray \"fart spray\" on a smoker to make them smell bad. If you work in any open plan office you will smell the smokers, few things are worse than working alongside a good looking woman who smells like an ashtray.
 

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