Two old men sitting in a retirement home chatting.
"I'm full of aches and pains today Alf, how do you feel"?
Alf replies "like a new born baby Fred"
"really" says Fred. "A new born baby"?
"Yep, Fred. No hair, no teeth and I've just **** myself"
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