Fire brigade phones Mike Ashley in the early hours of Sunday morning...
"Mr Ashley, St James Park is on fire!"
"The cups man! Save the cups!" replies Mr Ashley.
"We would but...the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."
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